Since we moved into this house almost 2 years ago, Alex has had an obsession with the boy next door, Andre. He's 16. But at least she isn't going to marry him anymore (a post for another day).
Anyway, here is her latest tale:
Daddy: Are you and Matt playing with Andre?
Alex: No, he is in Japan.
Daddy: Japan? Are you sure?
Alex: Yeah, but he should be back in about an hour.
Mommy: An hour? Hmm, Maybe I should ask Mrs Ruth where he is.
Alex: You can't she drove him to Japan.